A Lokean Devotional Vignette

“I have never seen a case of Mountain Dew that isn’t caffeinated. If it says Mountain Dew, it’s got caffeine in it.”

“I’ve never seen you not caffeinated.”

“You aren’t likely to.” I sass back.

“Oh really?”

“Oh fuck. No… It’s my only vice left!”

Loki’s face reveals he’s already been planning this.